John's first thought wasn't that it was strange not to have heard about her, or seen her yet, or seen any pictures of her around the apartment, or anything of the sort - no, he immediately burst into whoops of laughter at how hilarious her reaction had been, and how glad he was to have (innocently enough) made that mistake. "Holy shit, your face! That was priceless, dude. But come on, there's no way I ever woulda known that, you got about 300% of the looks in the family."
No, he wasn't hitting on her - yet. And he knew that was pretty unfair to Elliot, who was more highly unique looking than outright ugly, but Darlene was really just so hot. Her legs looked like they literally went on forever in those shorts and boots. John could -
- probably stand to pay attention to her again, he realized, tuning back in just in time for her to ask if they were fucking. He and Elliot? He should have taken enough time to realize that she was most likely trying to get him back for his own misunderstanding, but the reaction came on too swift and powerful, making him recoil much as she had.
"No, we're not - I'm seventeen!! What the fuck? And he's not adopting me either, for god's sake, it's just for awhile."
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This was his sister.
John's first thought wasn't that it was strange not to have heard about her, or seen her yet, or seen any pictures of her around the apartment, or anything of the sort - no, he immediately burst into whoops of laughter at how hilarious her reaction had been, and how glad he was to have (innocently enough) made that mistake. "Holy shit, your face! That was priceless, dude. But come on, there's no way I ever woulda known that, you got about 300% of the looks in the family."
No, he wasn't hitting on her - yet. And he knew that was pretty unfair to Elliot, who was more highly unique looking than outright ugly, but Darlene was really just so hot. Her legs looked like they literally went on forever in those shorts and boots. John could -
- probably stand to pay attention to her again, he realized, tuning back in just in time for her to ask if they were fucking. He and Elliot? He should have taken enough time to realize that she was most likely trying to get him back for his own misunderstanding, but the reaction came on too swift and powerful, making him recoil much as she had.
"No, we're not - I'm seventeen!! What the fuck? And he's not adopting me either, for god's sake, it's just for awhile."