Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. What did Darlene just say?! Before John even had time to wonder if he'd misheard that entire statement, he glanced from Darlene to Elliot and saw him giving his sister the most devastating stink eye John had ever witnessed in his life. He didn't even know Elliot had that kind of expression in him. Or was it just magnified by the size of his eyes?

Either way, John let out a slightly tense laugh as he glanced from one of them to the other a few more times, then zeroed in on Darlene again. If this was a joke at his expense, she wasn't cracking, and he couldn't see Elliot being such a good actor. It seemed like she was dead serious.

"Damn," he murmured, looking her over like she'd just walked into the room for the first time and he definitely liked what he saw. "You've got hidden depths. But you never need to ask if I'm hungry, it's my default, and I'll eat anything."