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IT'S NOT ROMANTIC OKAY
or physical, he doesn't like being touched, i know that
it's not a goddamn crush
i don't know what the fuck it is
or physical, he doesn't like being touched, i know that
it's not a goddamn crush
i don't know what the fuck it is
if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
i'm no expert here, but it sounds a hell of a lot like you've got a thing for him
maybe it some kinda weird he took you in and you feel obligated to have some kind of feelings for him ....
but it seems more like you're hot for elliot. it's cool if you are, you go ahead and do your thing, i fully support it.
i'm no expert here, but it sounds a hell of a lot like you've got a thing for him
maybe it some kinda weird he took you in and you feel obligated to have some kind of feelings for him ....
but it seems more like you're hot for elliot. it's cool if you are, you go ahead and do your thing, i fully support it.
oh my god, shut up
or actually listen to yourself
do WHAT thing, darlene, what is there to do
this is pointless and idiotic and i'm not doing any of it
[He sounded about five years old, but to be fair, this wasn't all that easy on him; he'd resolutely kept himself from all emotional attachment since his parents left him, and now, when he finally weakened, it was toward someone who was guaranteed to show him the rejection he'd been dodging. On multiple levels.]
or actually listen to yourself
do WHAT thing, darlene, what is there to do
this is pointless and idiotic and i'm not doing any of it
[He sounded about five years old, but to be fair, this wasn't all that easy on him; he'd resolutely kept himself from all emotional attachment since his parents left him, and now, when he finally weakened, it was toward someone who was guaranteed to show him the rejection he'd been dodging. On multiple levels.]
have you tried opening that loud ass mouth of yours and saying something?
he's not a fucking robot, he has human emotions, he's dated before.
worst that happens is he says something like 'oh...... okay. cool.....' and then you both go about your life same as always.
[ Elliot wasn't exactly the type for devastatingly mortifying rejection, she knew as much. ]
or you can sit around and pout like a fucking CHILD.
[ She could have chucked her phone. Could have tossed it out the window and gone about her life with one less thing frustrating her. Unfortunately, she still needed the device for a little longer. ]
he's not a fucking robot, he has human emotions, he's dated before.
worst that happens is he says something like 'oh...... okay. cool.....' and then you both go about your life same as always.
[ Elliot wasn't exactly the type for devastatingly mortifying rejection, she knew as much. ]
or you can sit around and pout like a fucking CHILD.
[ She could have chucked her phone. Could have tossed it out the window and gone about her life with one less thing frustrating her. Unfortunately, she still needed the device for a little longer. ]
you think i should tell him
[She couldn't be serious. Of course Elliot wasn't a robot, but had she forgotten that John was a homeless teenager? "He's dated before." Like that made hope any more reasonable.]
[She couldn't be serious. Of course Elliot wasn't a robot, but had she forgotten that John was a homeless teenager? "He's dated before." Like that made hope any more reasonable.]
yes.
i think you should grow a pair of balls and tell him.
because otherwise you're just gonna be a whiny little prick forever sitting around my brothers apartment pining over him.
he may not go letting you be his boyfriend or whatever, but he might let you get some
... which is probably the weirdest thing i've said about elliot in a long time now, so thanks for that
i think you should grow a pair of balls and tell him.
because otherwise you're just gonna be a whiny little prick forever sitting around my brothers apartment pining over him.
he may not go letting you be his boyfriend or whatever, but he might let you get some
... which is probably the weirdest thing i've said about elliot in a long time now, so thanks for that
jesus fucking christ i'm not pining
and i don't want to be anyone's boyfriend
you've really got me wrong on this whole thing
but i'll think about it
and i don't want to be anyone's boyfriend
you've really got me wrong on this whole thing
but i'll think about it
well, whatever your deal is, keeping it to yourself isn't gonna do you any good.
so, in a total non-asshole way this time
good luck with it.
so, in a total non-asshole way this time
good luck with it.
darlene one more thing
what do i even say
what do i even say
i dunno, just tell him whatever you feel.
that you like him
you think he's cute
you wanna kiss him
or whatever, just don't beat around the bush with it. he's a direct kinda guy. no bullshit, you know?
you could write him a note 'do you like me? circle yes or no'
that you like him
you think he's cute
you wanna kiss him
or whatever, just don't beat around the bush with it. he's a direct kinda guy. no bullshit, you know?
you could write him a note 'do you like me? circle yes or no'
direct, no bullshit, just say it
sounds like my wheelhouse, i can pull this shit off
yeah, i see the note going really well, tuck it under his keybord
sounds like my wheelhouse, i can pull this shit off
yeah, i see the note going really well, tuck it under his keybord
i've got faith in you, it'll be cake.
oh, that's totally his style, he'll fall all over himself for you.
spray a little cologne on it while you're at it.
oh, that's totally his style, he'll fall all over himself for you.
spray a little cologne on it while you're at it.
i'm shitting myself
if I can be real with you for like a second here
i didn't want, need, ask for, want to go near this kind of crap
E V E R
this isn't denial this is rejecting what wants to happen in me
if I can be real with you for like a second here
i didn't want, need, ask for, want to go near this kind of crap
E V E R
this isn't denial this is rejecting what wants to happen in me
look, if this kinda stuff happened when you wanted, needed, or asked for it to, then there'd be a whole lot less mopey ass people in the world, and about a hundred of musicians without anything to write about.
for real though.
i'm there with you on the whole thing being a bullshit concept for the masses, but stop rejecting it, cause it's happening
for real though.
i'm there with you on the whole thing being a bullshit concept for the masses, but stop rejecting it, cause it's happening
your brother's a pain in the ass
shut up
i dunno exactly where you were gonna go with that but don't go anywhere just shut up
thanks darlene
shut up
i dunno exactly where you were gonna go with that but don't go anywhere just shut up
thanks darlene
i want you to know it's taking everything in my power to avoid commenting on such a great set up like that.
you're welcome, kid. don't mention it.
you're actually starting to grow on me a little.
you're welcome, kid. don't mention it.
you're actually starting to grow on me a little.
[She's growing on him, too, if the lack of objection to "kid" says anything.]
that why you're giving your blessing and all that crap even though i'm jailbait?
that why you're giving your blessing and all that crap even though i'm jailbait?
i wouldn't go saying it's my blessing, but it's not any of my business what elliot goes around sticking his dick into and what age it happens to be.
what he does in his spare time isn't any concern of mine.
what he does in his spare time isn't any concern of mine.
not your business or concern
but i can tell you got opinions on how it's gonna happen
[And she keeps putting him in the bottom position :|]
but i can tell you got opinions on how it's gonna happen
[And she keeps putting him in the bottom position :|]
as much as i'd rather not think about the mechanics and gory details of my brother fucking anyone
man, woman, his hand, jailbait, cougar, or otherwise
they're unavoidable at this point in our conversation.
man, woman, his hand, jailbait, cougar, or otherwise
they're unavoidable at this point in our conversation.
i'll spare you any more, i think this pep talk's about done anyway.
so darlene
remember when i said i didn't have a boyfriend cause i don't even really do the boyfriend thing?
remember when i said i didn't have a boyfriend cause i don't even really do the boyfriend thing?
oh wait.
let me get some action on this first.
100 bucks says that you're gonna follow this up with 'now i do'?
let me get some action on this first.
100 bucks says that you're gonna follow this up with 'now i do'?
Edited 2016-09-16 06:41 (UTC)
alright, 100 bucks, you're on
and wrong, and owe me. i actually did already
and wrong, and owe me. i actually did already
i don't owe you shit, you dickwad
so you were lying to me? you know, i really thought we had reached some higher level of honesty, trust and all that bullshit with one another.
i don't know what to believe from you anymore.
so you were lying to me? you know, i really thought we had reached some higher level of honesty, trust and all that bullshit with one another.
i don't know what to believe from you anymore.
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