i think you should grow a pair of balls and tell him. because otherwise you're just gonna be a whiny little prick forever sitting around my brothers apartment pining over him.
he may not go letting you be his boyfriend or whatever, but he might let you get some ... which is probably the weirdest thing i've said about elliot in a long time now, so thanks for that
that you like him you think he's cute you wanna kiss him or whatever, just don't beat around the bush with it. he's a direct kinda guy. no bullshit, you know?
you could write him a note 'do you like me? circle yes or no'
look, if this kinda stuff happened when you wanted, needed, or asked for it to, then there'd be a whole lot less mopey ass people in the world, and about a hundred of musicians without anything to write about.
for real though. i'm there with you on the whole thing being a bullshit concept for the masses, but stop rejecting it, cause it's happening
i wouldn't go saying it's my blessing, but it's not any of my business what elliot goes around sticking his dick into and what age it happens to be. what he does in his spare time isn't any concern of mine.
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i think you should grow a pair of balls and tell him.
because otherwise you're just gonna be a whiny little prick forever sitting around my brothers apartment pining over him.
he may not go letting you be his boyfriend or whatever, but he might let you get some
... which is probably the weirdest thing i've said about elliot in a long time now, so thanks for that
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and i don't want to be anyone's boyfriend
you've really got me wrong on this whole thing
but i'll think about it
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so, in a total non-asshole way this time
good luck with it.
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what do i even say
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that you like him
you think he's cute
you wanna kiss him
or whatever, just don't beat around the bush with it. he's a direct kinda guy. no bullshit, you know?
you could write him a note 'do you like me? circle yes or no'
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sounds like my wheelhouse, i can pull this shit off
yeah, i see the note going really well, tuck it under his keybord
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oh, that's totally his style, he'll fall all over himself for you.
spray a little cologne on it while you're at it.
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if I can be real with you for like a second here
i didn't want, need, ask for, want to go near this kind of crap
E V E R
this isn't denial this is rejecting what wants to happen in me
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for real though.
i'm there with you on the whole thing being a bullshit concept for the masses, but stop rejecting it, cause it's happening
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shut up
i dunno exactly where you were gonna go with that but don't go anywhere just shut up
thanks darlene
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you're welcome, kid. don't mention it.
you're actually starting to grow on me a little.
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that why you're giving your blessing and all that crap even though i'm jailbait?
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what he does in his spare time isn't any concern of mine.
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but i can tell you got opinions on how it's gonna happen
[And she keeps putting him in the bottom position :|]
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man, woman, his hand, jailbait, cougar, or otherwise
they're unavoidable at this point in our conversation.
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