you have a huge fucking crush on my brother don't you? does he know that you wanna fuck him? are you like watching him get dressed and shit in the morning and then when he leaves you go and jerk it in his bed? you should really tell him that part at least, or change his sheets when you're done.
[ Oh. This was just too rich. She was actually laughing out loud. ]
[John could kill her. He could roast the flesh and muscle off her body, then dial up the heat and turn her bones to ash. Thank god for text, which let him catch his breath and clear his mind of blood-red rage before he responded.]
i told you it was impossible to say without you getting the wrong idea
if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
i'm no expert here, but it sounds a hell of a lot like you've got a thing for him maybe it some kinda weird he took you in and you feel obligated to have some kind of feelings for him ....
but it seems more like you're hot for elliot. it's cool if you are, you go ahead and do your thing, i fully support it.
oh my god, shut up or actually listen to yourself do WHAT thing, darlene, what is there to do this is pointless and idiotic and i'm not doing any of it
[He sounded about five years old, but to be fair, this wasn't all that easy on him; he'd resolutely kept himself from all emotional attachment since his parents left him, and now, when he finally weakened, it was toward someone who was guaranteed to show him the rejection he'd been dodging. On multiple levels.]
have you tried opening that loud ass mouth of yours and saying something? he's not a fucking robot, he has human emotions, he's dated before. worst that happens is he says something like 'oh...... okay. cool.....' and then you both go about your life same as always.
[ Elliot wasn't exactly the type for devastatingly mortifying rejection, she knew as much. ]
or you can sit around and pout like a fucking CHILD.
[ She could have chucked her phone. Could have tossed it out the window and gone about her life with one less thing frustrating her. Unfortunately, she still needed the device for a little longer. ]
[She couldn't be serious. Of course Elliot wasn't a robot, but had she forgotten that John was a homeless teenager? "He's dated before." Like that made hope any more reasonable.]
i think you should grow a pair of balls and tell him. because otherwise you're just gonna be a whiny little prick forever sitting around my brothers apartment pining over him.
he may not go letting you be his boyfriend or whatever, but he might let you get some ... which is probably the weirdest thing i've said about elliot in a long time now, so thanks for that
that you like him you think he's cute you wanna kiss him or whatever, just don't beat around the bush with it. he's a direct kinda guy. no bullshit, you know?
you could write him a note 'do you like me? circle yes or no'
look, if this kinda stuff happened when you wanted, needed, or asked for it to, then there'd be a whole lot less mopey ass people in the world, and about a hundred of musicians without anything to write about.
for real though. i'm there with you on the whole thing being a bullshit concept for the masses, but stop rejecting it, cause it's happening
i wouldn't go saying it's my blessing, but it's not any of my business what elliot goes around sticking his dick into and what age it happens to be. what he does in his spare time isn't any concern of mine.
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you have a huge fucking crush on my brother don't you?
does he know that you wanna fuck him?
are you like watching him get dressed and shit in the morning and then when he leaves you go and jerk it in his bed?
you should really tell him that part at least, or change his sheets when you're done.
[ Oh. This was just too rich. She was actually laughing out loud. ]
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i told you it was impossible to say without you getting the wrong idea
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you didn't deny it, so...
how long has this been a thing?
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that's fine. good luck with my brother, then.
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or physical, he doesn't like being touched, i know that
it's not a goddamn crush
i don't know what the fuck it is
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i'm no expert here, but it sounds a hell of a lot like you've got a thing for him
maybe it some kinda weird he took you in and you feel obligated to have some kind of feelings for him ....
but it seems more like you're hot for elliot. it's cool if you are, you go ahead and do your thing, i fully support it.
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or actually listen to yourself
do WHAT thing, darlene, what is there to do
this is pointless and idiotic and i'm not doing any of it
[He sounded about five years old, but to be fair, this wasn't all that easy on him; he'd resolutely kept himself from all emotional attachment since his parents left him, and now, when he finally weakened, it was toward someone who was guaranteed to show him the rejection he'd been dodging. On multiple levels.]
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he's not a fucking robot, he has human emotions, he's dated before.
worst that happens is he says something like 'oh...... okay. cool.....' and then you both go about your life same as always.
[ Elliot wasn't exactly the type for devastatingly mortifying rejection, she knew as much. ]
or you can sit around and pout like a fucking CHILD.
[ She could have chucked her phone. Could have tossed it out the window and gone about her life with one less thing frustrating her. Unfortunately, she still needed the device for a little longer. ]
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[She couldn't be serious. Of course Elliot wasn't a robot, but had she forgotten that John was a homeless teenager? "He's dated before." Like that made hope any more reasonable.]
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i think you should grow a pair of balls and tell him.
because otherwise you're just gonna be a whiny little prick forever sitting around my brothers apartment pining over him.
he may not go letting you be his boyfriend or whatever, but he might let you get some
... which is probably the weirdest thing i've said about elliot in a long time now, so thanks for that
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and i don't want to be anyone's boyfriend
you've really got me wrong on this whole thing
but i'll think about it
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so, in a total non-asshole way this time
good luck with it.
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what do i even say
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that you like him
you think he's cute
you wanna kiss him
or whatever, just don't beat around the bush with it. he's a direct kinda guy. no bullshit, you know?
you could write him a note 'do you like me? circle yes or no'
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sounds like my wheelhouse, i can pull this shit off
yeah, i see the note going really well, tuck it under his keybord
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oh, that's totally his style, he'll fall all over himself for you.
spray a little cologne on it while you're at it.
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if I can be real with you for like a second here
i didn't want, need, ask for, want to go near this kind of crap
E V E R
this isn't denial this is rejecting what wants to happen in me
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for real though.
i'm there with you on the whole thing being a bullshit concept for the masses, but stop rejecting it, cause it's happening
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shut up
i dunno exactly where you were gonna go with that but don't go anywhere just shut up
thanks darlene
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you're welcome, kid. don't mention it.
you're actually starting to grow on me a little.
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that why you're giving your blessing and all that crap even though i'm jailbait?
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what he does in his spare time isn't any concern of mine.
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but i can tell you got opinions on how it's gonna happen
[And she keeps putting him in the bottom position :|]
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man, woman, his hand, jailbait, cougar, or otherwise
they're unavoidable at this point in our conversation.
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